Hello, sorry for my absence. I sometimes get days where I just want to sit around and play games/sleep all day. LOL
FIREWORKS!!
I don’t know how ya’ll do this in other States, or cities for that matter, but here in rural South Austin, Texas you can find at least four firework stands without traveling even a mile.
The fact that you’re not allowed to shoot off fireworks in the city doesn’t stop hundreds of people from buying bags of fireworks at the stands near me, nearly causing accidents as people rush in when it is close to the holidays.
Over the past few years, after getting our dog Finnegan, the whole fireworks thing started to get a wee bit annoying. Finnegan is very irritated by the sounds of fireworks when they shoot out of the tubes, or particularly when they make whistling noises. This causes him to get riled up: barking, running from one door to another, and basically becoming extremely agitated. The lot across the road from us has always been a pain, shining their huge lights towards our house, and letting their generators run into the night. My dad has had to go there several times in the past ten years to ask them to point their lights at the ground(because why do you not want to light up your lot?), and request they don’t shoot fireworks in our direction.
Usually, on the day after July 4th, we have to go around our yard to pick up bottle rocket shells(tubes?) and the casings that come off of saturns(whistley awesomeness). Some of these people selling and buying the fireworks are so ignorant, that even when Fire Marshalls say no aerial fireworks due to drought, they still shoot em off! Because the droughts can get so bad here, aerial fireworks could cause out-of-control grass fires. And trust me, there is plenty of grass around us that could catch fire in a dry summer.
Enough about droughts, it’s kinda depressing. As I was saying, these firework stands can get super irritating. So much so, that about 9-ish?(what is time?!?) years ago, we started driving down to Buda, Tx, to a place that during the off season sells trailers. It’s a huge metal building with walls and walls of fireworks safe from the rain. The most irritating thing that we always had to deal with, was the 80% chance that you would get a quarter bag of fireworks that were complete duds. The fireworks stands would always leave their hinged windows open, even during a downpour. This results in soggy, nasty, absolutely useless waste of money fireworks.
This past year, I’ve found myself wishing that the stupid people shooting fireworks off 50 feet (or less) from the stands would make the mistake that we made once, and that would be unstably stacking several already used fireworks. This would result in the fireworks tipping over, shooting towards the stands, and ending with a HUGE fireworks show. I know, I know, it sounds super evil, but I swear I don’t want anyone hurt, just the stands destroyed in a beautiful ball of pretty fire. I’ve had much fun while I was sick envisioning the fireworks going off towards the stands, people running away, then as the stands explode in pops and whistles, a stray firework flies to the metal container that has extra fireworks in it, resulting in much more CHAOS! -cough- Well, that got out of hand quickly, lets just scratch over that…There!
Okay, well thanks for reading! Tomorrow I shall rant some more!!
Byee…And yeah, I really do want to destroy the firework stands..
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